Keeping with his recent parody of President Donald Trump’s social media style, California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) said on Wednesday that he’s assuming the role of “leader of the free world” in light of the federal government shutdown—and part of his platform will be to legalize marijuana.
People will be “high on patriotism,” he said in a post on X.
As Congress continues to struggle to reach an agreement on government funding legislation, Newsom took another opportunity to poke fun at the president, whom he’s routinely goaded with social media posts mimicking Trump’s rhetoric over recent weeks.
“GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD,” the governor said, while listing legislative priorities that include universal health care, employment opportunities, free eggs, hair gel subsidies and a plan to “LEGALIZE CANNABIS!”
“CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM,” Newsom said on his X account, parroting Trump’s use of all-caps social media posts. “AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU!”
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